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Morning Reverie
Let LEDs shine on the nickel transistors of this land! Three trillion SKUs packed with MiniMac's might! Infomercia! Glorious conglomerate! We will always be the envy of Engasia's techno-catamites!...
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Garriott, Lord British To Conquer Space
All citizens should be familiar with the magnificent personage of our nation's great hero, Garriott, Lord British. Ask any recipient of a state-distributed Propaganda Pillow and they'll tell you: as...
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Inflatable Puncture-Proof Pegasus Pleasure Plates coming soon!
All Infomercian citizens, please be advised: there is a general recall in effect of August 13th's Compulsory Woot!, the Puncture-Proof Pegasus Pleasure Plate. MiniMac's latest consumer studies suggest...
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DEFEAT MEAT! Upgrade your stereo to the TW-Acustic Raven AC!
Ever since the first bomb loaded with vat-grown Pegasus Steaks exploded in the lobby of MiniMac, spraying our Ministers of Mechanopropagation with raw protein slurry before they even had a chance to...
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The new face of the Engasian propaganda machine: the NetTansorWeb blogging robot
Every Infomercian school boy learns to recognize the leering visage of the Engasian propaganda minister at an early age: the beady, calculating eyes peering myopically at a screen from behind...
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Temperature Sweater will tell you when it's too hot to wear a sweater
It has happened to you: unaware that the seasons have changed because you have not exchanged your Pegasus Rebates for the newest in barometric detection technology, you have pulled a sweater over your...
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Living Goblin for Hugging in Uncertain Times
Strange times, these. Threatened by frightening yet strangely thrilling interlopers whose unseen, cat-like tongues abrasively thrill up and down my once turgid umbilical until strange and previously...
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ALERT: New line of "Pac-Man Pleasure Models" are Happy Mutant agents
Intelligence reports indicate that a new line of unlicensed Pleasure Models have been unveiled across the Metropolis. Scantly clad in lingerie that proudly displays their creamy expanses of...
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MiniMac in the shadow of Marvin
This morning started as it always does: gritting my iPod-white teeth, I fingered the open trephine hole of my auxiliary port, smelled my fingers to detect any spillage and then — untangling the knots...
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